grease head

My two year old generally goes down for a nap around 2-2:30 in the afternoon, why would Sunday be any different? I laid Creed down for what I thought was going to be his nap. Boy was I wrong, about an hour later I could hear him banging on his door, which means he is ready to come out. I went down to get him, and he had made the biggest mess EVER!! He hadn't been asleep at all!!! He tore through all the boxes of baby clothes, got into his diaper stuff~ which included the vasoline~ which he managed to open and put all over himself and everything in his room, then he got a hold of the bird seed and dumped it all over in his dresser drawers, his floor, and himself!! Mind you, he has vasoline all over himself, so the birdseed was nice and stuck to his little body. AGH!! I managed to get everything cleaned up and Creed in the bath, I just can't get the vasoline to wash out of his hair!!! Good times, good times.....